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Are these the nursery rhymes we grew up being taught by our parents and teachers? Well, no, not quite. Here is a list of cheeky rhymes you may have learned from your friends and used in the playground. 1. School Dinners School dinners, school dinners, Mushy peas, mushy peas, Soggy semolina, soggy semolina, I feel sick, get the bucket quick,


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[Brother Marquis] My mama and your mama was talking little shit My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit She slayed me and all the boys And even sucked our dicks Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass Cause she couldn't make him cum Mama Bear a.


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Adult - adult nursery rhymes, *rude**swearing*. Mary had a little skirt. with splits right up the sides. and every time that Mary walked. the boys could see her Thighs. Mary had another skirt. 'twas split right up the front..but she didn't wear that one very often. Mary had a little lamb.


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Twisted Nursery Rhymes Jack Spratt. Jack Spratt was one cool cat - Played guitar in a cowboy hat His wife was surly, vicious and mean So off he ran, with a beauty queen. ——-o——o—-o——o———-Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary. Mary, Mary, quite contrary Should have been a touch more wary She thought it was fun, to taunt and jeer


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That was dirty Maryanne. Thanks and Acknowledgements. Thanks to Palsy for sending a version of this rhyme!. In Nursery Rhyme Favorites we've gathered over 100 beloved Mother Goose songs & rhymes. This ebook includes: • Mother Goose songs, rhymes, lullabies, circle games, and finger plays.


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21st Century Nursery Rhymes # 1 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Thanks to a litigious culture, and a legal vulture Humpty Dumpty made a big score 21st Century Nursery Rhymes # 2 It's raining, it's pouring; Politicians are snoring. They had their chance To save the world Now we're screwed by global warming


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8 Children's Nursery Rhymes That Are Actually Racist Eisa Nefertari Ulen Updated: Dec. 02, 2022 Can a catchy little rhyme really be that problematic? Yes—and it's one way racism was.


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Rub-a-dub-dub. "Rub-A-Dub-Dub". Nursery rhyme. Published. 1798. "Rub-A-Dub-Dub" is an English language nursery rhyme first published at the end of the 18th century in volume two of Hook's Christmas Box [1] under the title "Dub a dub dub" rather than "Rub a dub dub". It has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 3101.


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1. A Tisket, A Tasket Nursery Rhyme Lyrics A Tisket, a tasket, a green and yellow basket. I wrote a letter to my friend, and on the way I dropped it. I dropped it, I dropped it, and on the way I dropped it. The little boy, he picked it up, and put it in his pocket. Get your printable Nursery Rhymes HERE 2. ABC Songs Lyrics


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Ed: I got so drunk I blew chunks. Ted: I got so drunk I wrapped my car around a tree. Fred: I got so drunk I went home and beat up my wife. Ed: No, you guys don't get it. Chunks is my dog..achieve a higher level of artistry than typical playground ditties.


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44 Jokes Roll, roll, roll your joint, pass it down the line, take a toke and hold the smoke, blow your fuckin' mind! by Argo Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass, cuz the bitch couldn't make him cum by If Then